Cowboys From Hell
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John, who also goes by the name of ‘The Original Cowboy From Hell’, says he was the reason Pantera formed when he met Dimebag at a Wendy's Diner and give him his first ever set of strings. He said he told Dimebag “you’ll go on to form the only metal band that will ever exist on Earth, but you’ll go through a weird hair metal phase first”.
Up until recently, John had only ever listened to Pantera albums on his original 1979 Sony Walkman Cassette player and had been telling his co-workers for years that Pantera was the only true metal band to ever exist. When his friends told him that he should broaden his musical knowledge he said:
Recently, John was shocked to discover that more than one metal band actually exists other than Pantera. He said:
When John decided to listen to some new metal records he said: “They all sound like Pantera, it’s all the same” releasing shortly afterward he was still, in fact, playing Pantera.
pantera.jpg Sadly, John's friends and family have all distanced themselves from him. Speaking to his ex-girlfriend, who John will only refer to as ‘Mouth For War’, real name, Jenny, she said: